Sex at the Haunted House - Show # 69 - February 26 2016

 
Dear creatures of flesh and lust,

Easy to get your attention with this one, isn't it?

Yes, today it is our SHOW NUMBER 69, and in the mind of men and ghosts alike this number has some felicitous connotations, that's why today at the House we talk about dipping the wick, taking naps, looking at the Sears catalogues, roasting the rooster, beating the meat, dusting the broom, doing the jelly roll, spanking the monkey, sugaring your bowl and going to the point, if you get our meaning.

We will play innuendos, double entendres, hokum songs full of undertones and overtones, insinuations and suggestions. Songs full of implications and of a most clear intimation.

Now you may ask what kind of unspeakable sexual perversions can ghosts, goblins and other otherworldy creatures be into? Bat spanking? Cobweb Bondage? Well, you will have to listen to find out! We promise you, it's OUT there!

Also, because we know our audience and its needs and demands, we are ready to give you SEXUAL COUNSELING and THERAPY, full of great ADVICEand TIPS, such as:

1- How to get fully naked on a speeding motorcycle
2- Knowing your limits: Leaving your flugelhorn interpretation of "Fur Elise" out of the bed.
3-  Spider venom as a contraceptive: truth or legend?
4- Love potions: from frog leg butter to bat hearts brulée.
5- Inside a washing machine: what not to say.
6- How to arouse a rhododendron.
7- How to last longer by picturing Donald Trump dressed as Miley Cirus on a Hell's Angels Rally: tips, outfits and memorization techniques.
8- The immense sexual possibilities of a Nuclear Holocaust.
9- Zombie Apocalypse and flirting: the 10 deal-breakers.
10- The tantric art of seducing a mid-size granite boulder.
11- Techniques of striptease: should you take off socks or boots first?

12- Foreplay: yahtzee or parcheesi?

13- Best patch kits and techniques for inflatable hosts

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TRACKLIST:

1- El 69 – Graciela y Machito

2- It Ain’t the Meat – Swallows

3- Buddy – De La Soul

4- I’ve Been Watching You – Parliament

5- Pussy Pussy Pussy – Light Crust Doughboys

6- Sweet Little Pussycat – Andre William

7- Petrona – Markkitos y Sonora Sampuesana

8- Pégale a la nalga – Fuentes All Stars

9- Si, si, no no – Machito y Graciela

10- Vacilando en Ayahuasca – Juaneco y su Comb

11- Ice Man (Come On Up) Memphis Minnie

12- Big Bamboo – Duke of Iron

13- How Come (AKA I Come) – Lee Scratch Perry

14-60 Minute Man – The Untouchables

15- Sam the Hot Dog Man – Lil Brown

16- Banana In Your Fruit Basket – Bo Carter

17- In Every Dream Home a Heartache – Roxy Music
18- SOL Blues – Louis Armstrong

Your Ghost Host in a Private Moment with the Witch of the West