BEWARE the ides of March!
Listen to the knives and the falling Bombs!
Abandon all hope ye who enter here, and bring your crime solving shoes!
Listen to the knives and the falling Bombs!
Abandon all hope ye who enter here, and bring your crime solving shoes!
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| Et tu quoque, Popoff mi? |
For today at the Haunted House we commemorate the Ides of March,
that time of the year where Caesars all over the world should beware,
stay home and avoid as much as possible any senate or congress. Just to
be on the safe side, if I were Caesar I would not even have my salad.
Our Audience, asking for the Head of the Ghost for this last joke:
We will give you LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT JULIUS CAESAR'S DEATH:
- Did you know that on the day of his death, Julius was not wearing any underwear?
- Did you know the thing he was the angriest about was that only that morning he had just shaven and gotten a haircut?
- Why was Julius not wearing the customary bulletproof toga?
- What bar did Brutus and Cassius go to afterwards, to celebrate the good job on the murder? What did they toast to?
- How did #backstabcaesar become Trending Topic on the hours before the fact?
We will also offer some PRACTICAL ADVICE:
- How do you get rid of those pesky blood stains on your cutlery?
- Safety first: Is it really a good idea to murder someone on a staircase? Couldn't you trip over and fall?
- What are some killer murdering lines? Don't just scream old platitudes like "die! die!", "ooops!" or "have a dollar, mister?" Be original! "Look! A platypus!" or "Send me a postcard, will you?" will be the laugh of your next backstabbing!
- So you're gonna be stabbed in the back: how to get into a good relaxing position.
- Protect your toga from getting stained with CLEANCUT™!
We will also discuss other famous MURDERS in history and in music,
such as the Death of Margarita or the assassination of the Wild Rose.
Help us solve the mysteries!
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| Ill-Fated Jamaican Dancer Margarita Mahfood, killed by her boyfriend Don Drummond |
We will also have BOMBS in the show, to commemorate the victims of the March 11 attack on Madrid.
BEWARE! BEWARE!
Popoff, I told you it was TRACK 3!!
This head will look great on my Country Club hall:
Popoff hides in the trunk: a perfect crime!
If you don't stop moving, how am I supposed to stab you?
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| Popoff and your Host, preparing the show |
A KILLER SET LIST:
1- Killer Diller – Jackie Mittoo & The Skatalites
3- Freddie’s Dead – Curtis Mayfield
4- Stone Cold Dead in the Market - Unknown Band from Trinidad
5- El Negro Bembón – Cortijo y su Combo
6- Murió Mi Rey – Los 4 Ases de Jarana
7- Quién Tiró la Bomba – Trio Matamoros
8- Gunslinging Bird – Charles Mingus
9- The Murder of Two Men by a Young Kid Wearing Lemon Colored Gloves - Kenneth Patchen
10- The Gallis Pole – Lead Belly
11- Mack The Knife – Bertolt Brecht
12- Harsh Judge Blues – Furry Lewis
13- The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll – Bob Dylan
14- The Murder Mystery – The Velvet Underground
15- Dead Finks Don’t Talk – Brian Eno
16- Where the Wild Roses Grow – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds with Kylie Minogue
17- The Words that Maketh Murder – P.J. Harvey
18- Lo Mato – Peret y sus Rumberos
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