Why is love so cruel?
Why doth the course of true love never run smooth?
Do zombies and rats? Did dodos?
Do octopuses love three times more than we do?
To put it simply:
Were we born to cry?
Your Ghost, having no tear ducts and no known trace of a heart, which in his opinion is "just another idiotic muscle", muscles not being in vogue in the regions of the Netherworld as they are considered "vulgar" and "decadent" by eternal spirits, does not really care one way or another, yet, because we hate to see you creatures cry and suffer,
Today we give you all young hearts out there a WARNING against the DANGERS of that BLIND BRUTE TYRANT OF SOULS: LOVE!
We'll talk about the consequences, the tears, the broken hearts, the pain, the ice-cream.
And just so you don't consider us one-sided or slanted, here you have our Saint Valentine special from last year, where we presented the GOOD side of love.
Here are some scary images to warn you of what awaits you all fool lovers:
First it is all fine and dandy, wine and candy (idealization - objects in picture might appear happier and smaller than in real life):
Popoff and Madame Popova on their honeymoon:
Your Ghost's OK Cupid profile:
About me: Hopelessly romantic, middle-aged, interesting unique personality, intense eyes and stare that have been called "truly charming" and even "hypnotic", elegant in dressing, shaved head, loves riding yacths, playing guitar.
Turn Ons: Bats, Rats, Cellars.
Turn Offs: Light, Garlic.
It's a perfect match!
And so...
But... After perhaps two days...
Then the break-up, the harsh words, the move-out:
Back to square one:
- Do you really love me?
- Have you ever heard anyone answer "no" to that one?
- I guess not...
- Have they ever lied to you before on that one?
- Yes...
- OK. I really really love you.
- Oh, darling!
Trackist:
1- We’ll Never Meet Again – The Midnighters
2- Wedding Bells – Melvin Davis
3- If You Gotta Make a Fool of Somebody — James Ray
4- Goodbye So Long – Ike and Tina Turner
5- Let Her Dance – Bobby Fuller Four
6- I’m Just A Lonely Guy – Little Richard
7- Go Cry On Somebody’s Shoulder – Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
8- Let Her Go Into the Darkness – Jonathan Richman
9 - I Don’t Need Your Love – Chuck and Dobby
10- Love is a Spider – Roy Loney
11- Go Away Baby – The Baby Dolls
12- You Put My Love Out the Door – Daniel Johnston
13- I’ve Been Good To You — Smokey Robinson
14- Mi Amor Fugaz – Beny Moré
15- Tristessa e Solidao – Vinicius de Moraes & Baden Powell
16- Que mala suerte la mía – Los Amaya
17- Se Nos Rompió el Amor – Fernanda de Utrera
18- La Pared – Bambino
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