La Casa Encantada: Police Raid!- Show # 77

Dear Fellow Criminals,

Our drug spree of last week has ended pretty badly, with the Drug Squad, the Ghost Patrol, the SEALS (Spooks, Ectoplasms And Loons Squad) and the SWATS (Supernatural Weapons and Terrors) raiding the Haunted House!

(Get high again with our drug show in the previous page)

Oh, it's been just terrible, as terrible as a clear sunny day with no bats or fog or darkness whatsoever... Sheer horror!

This has been a clear violation of the U.S.-Haunted Territories Convention!

These were the signers of the Haunted Territories Pact: the Ghost peoples obviously not seen.

So TODAY we discuss the POLICE and other forces of the long arms of the law!
Yes, we will have cops, bobbies, bizzies, malos, flat feet, boys in blue, dicks, narcs, five-0's and donut patrols!

These squads have left no stone of the house unturned:
They searched the tarantula suite, the batrooms, the and even Popoff's dungeon!
The only thing they did not dare to register was THE THING ROOM! (which was pretty cool, as we had time to hide all our stash there).

This is how you properly raid a Haunted House

Popoff, arrested on the Police Wagon

We ask all the important questions, such as:

- How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?

- If a policeman raids the forest and there's no robbery, does he take a tree into the wagon?

- What kind of handcuffs can you put on a non-dimensional creature such as Popoff?

- What kind of treat do you give a Police Dog so it stops chewing at your ankles?
- Why do we citizens of all dimensions accept living in a police state?

"C'mon, Gengis Khan! Find those bastard druggies! Sniff, Gengis, sniff!"

A nicer police is possible!

We made the House disappear as a trick and this is how this policeman was left

At the doors of the House, the Police try to restrain the loving public that listened to our show and came to thank us and ask for our underwear (Popoff wears these funny transparent breeches):