Drugs, Drugs and More Drugs - Show # 76 - April 29, 2016

Welcome, Welcome, Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome, dear dopes, dupes and music fiends,
Welcome dear addicts and wrecks,

Come! Come into the Haunted House Drug Show and get the cure for what ails ya!

We got cocaine drops and heroin shots, wacky tobacky and hadacol other miraculous remedies for your pains!

We got brews and concoctions, we got potions, fine extracts and lotions in our travelling show of Haunted locomotion!

We got cannabis for the babies and cocaine for the ladies! Ritalin for the tired and opium for the wired!

Hear, hear what we have in our magic House of healing powers:

Lacking energy? Feeling tired of phony remedies?

Try our new COCAINE products in different varieties:

Is the stress of modern life not letting you relax? Do you feel tense and sleepless?

Why don't you try heroin? It's what grandma used to do! 

Now, if you are trying to lose some weight, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend our wonderful product, NICOTINE:

Now with SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE! 

These are great Haunted™ methods to lose weight fast:

Or are you perhaps of the WACKY TOBACKY persuasion?

 

Don't listen to those who don't know! We got it for you!

And remember the best part:

And if you get a little cough from all that healthy smoke, try our NEW, WONDERFUL

And if good ol' whiskey is not enough for you anymore, why don't you try...

It's what they're all doing today!

Why do you think Hollywood stars look so shiny?

Come listen to our MIRACULOUS, ALL-HEALING,

ALL-POWERFUL AND CURING SHOW!

Now with 30% more Popoff extract and a purer dose of Ghostness!

The RECIPE:

1- Cocaine Habit Blues - Memphis Jug Band

2- Cocaine - Abner Jay

3- White Lines - Grandmaster Flash

4- My Brother’s a Base Head – De La Soul

5- Smoke! Smoke! Smoke that Cigarette! - Tex Williams

6- Tabaco Mascao - Combo Los Galleros

7 -Marihuana – Los Darlings de Huanuco

8- La Marihuana - Trío Garnica-Ascensio de la Compañía de Revistas Campillo

9- El Tirili – Don Tosti’s Pachuco Boys (as Don Ramón y Su Orquesta)

10- Mary-Wanna - Lat Teens

11- The Reefer Song (If You're a Viper) - Fats Waller

12- Song of the Vipers – Louis Armstrong

13- Viper Mad – Sydney Bechet

14- Kicking the Gong Around - Cab Calloway

15- The White Lady Loves You More -  Elliott Smith

16- Tonight – Iggy Pop

17- Codeine - Buffy St Marie

18-  Sugar Man - Rodriguez 

19- I’m Waiting for the Man – Velvet Underground

20 - Canned Heat - Tommy Johnson

And remember: