Dear Fellow Criminals,
Our drug spree of last week has ended pretty badly, with the Drug Squad, the Ghost Patrol, the SEALS (Spooks, Ectoplasms And Loons Squad) and the SWATS (Supernatural Weapons and Terrors) raiding the Haunted House!
Oh, it's been just terrible, as terrible as a clear sunny day with no bats or fog or darkness whatsoever... Sheer horror!
This has been a clear violation of the U.S.-Haunted Territories Convention!  |
| These were the signers of the Haunted Territories Pact: the Ghost peoples obviously not seen. |
So TODAY we discuss the POLICE and other forces of the long arms of the law!
Yes, we will have cops, bobbies, bizzies, malos, flat feet, boys in blue, dicks, narcs, five-0's and donut patrols!
These squads have left no stone of the house unturned:
They searched the tarantula suite, the batrooms, the and even Popoff's dungeon!
The only thing they did not dare to register was THE THING ROOM! (which was pretty cool, as we had time to hide all our stash there).
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| This is how you properly raid a Haunted House |
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| Popoff, arrested on the Police Wagon |
We ask all the important questions, such as:
- How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?- If a policeman raids the forest and there's no robbery, does he take a tree into the wagon?- What kind of handcuffs can you put on a non-dimensional creature such as Popoff?
- What kind of treat do you give a Police Dog so it stops chewing at your ankles?
- Why do we citizens of all dimensions accept living in a police state?
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| "C'mon, Gengis Khan! Find those bastard druggies! Sniff, Gengis, sniff!" |
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| A nicer police is possible! |
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| We made the House disappear as a trick and this is how this policeman was left |
At the doors of the House, the Police try to restrain the loving public that listened to our show and came to thank us and ask for our underwear (Popoff wears these funny transparent breeches):
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| Frankly, it was about frigging time. |
The Haunted Policemen have a message for you:
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| A rare picture of our Goblins walking into the car (how many goblins fit on a police car? find out!) |
THE CHARGES:
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Julie's in the Drug Squad- The Clash
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La Banda del Carro Rojo - Tigres del Norte
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Police and Thieves- Lee Scratch Perry
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Woman police - Duke of Iron
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No Crime, No Law- El Comander
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Dick Tracy – Skatalites
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James Bond Theme - Fanfare Ciocarlia vs Boban Marcovic Orchestra
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Antchi Hoyé- Géthachèw Mèkurya
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Οι λαχανάδες (The Pickpockets) - Περπινιάδης Στελλάκης (Stelios Perpiniadis)
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Bye, Bye Policeman- Jim Jackson
11- No Knock- Gil Scott Heron
12- 911 is a Joke- Public Enemy
13- Mr. Policeman – Rick James
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Officer- Pharcyde
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Jazz Police - Leonard Cohen
16- Who Are the Brain Police?- Zappa
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Love Potion N 9 - The Clovers
18- Parties in the USA - Jonathan Richman
19- Lawless Street - The Skatalites
20- La matanza de Lugo - Patrullero Mancuso
