We have a very important show for you today, for if you don't listen to it, we are condemned to repeat it!
For today Professor Popoff and your Hysterical Historian Ghost Host take you on a HISTORY tour!
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| (The Historymaton will allow you to WATCH history happening in real time!) |
ALL OF HISTORY will be explained today: from the Big Bang to Pokémon Go, in about 90 minutes.
This show fulfills all your History 101 core requirements!
Have you ever wondered about the real reason for the Crimean War?
Or who was behind the Zombie Apocalypse of 2004?
Or when did Lord Sandwich invent his most famous and delicious contraption?
Or why did the FIRST chicken cross the road? What road was it, and was it one way or not?
Who was the first brave man to order sarsaparilla?
What ever happened to Baby Jane?
When did California join the continent and who officiated the wedding?
Yes, today we bring you the 6 "W's" = who, what, where, when, why and what the heck.
All the research for this show has been possible with the help of our powerful Haunted technology and our state-of-the-art computers, like Doddie down here:
This is the first in a series of COURSES we offer for your advantage!
History will not only be discussed but also MADE during this show!
With our famous team of historians, like Madame LaRue, who sees history backwards AND forwards!
Witness history in the making!
All souls aboard the Time Travelling Train! It will take you from NOW to LATER and from HERE to THEN in just as long as it takes it!
With this Historic Soundtrack:
- Intro: Lew Welch, "History":
Every 30 years or so, Elders arm Children
with expensive weapons and send them away
to kill other children similarly armed.
Some do not return. Some return
maimed or terrified into madness.
Many come back brutal.
Nothing else changes.
Mr. Krupp got the whole works back
by producing a single document
from his briefcase.
1- O Dia que O sol Declaro O Seu Amor Pela Terra - Jorge Ben
2- Story of Isaac- Leonard Cohen
3- Cleopatra - Skatalites
4- Jesus Christ - Woody Guthrie
5- Rebelde Radiactivo - Los Sinners
6- Mayan Temples - Sun Ra
7- Christopher Columbus - Fats Waller
8- Haitian Fight Song- Charles Mingus
9- Dixie Jass Band One-Step - Original Dixieland Jass Band
10- The Peanut Vendor - Don Azpiazu and his Havana Casino Orchestra
11- Taking Off - Milton Brown
12- Stalin Wasn't Stallin - Golden Gate Jubilee Quartet
13- Yankee Dollar- Lord Invader
14- Labor Day (Jump in the Line) - Lord Invader
15- Calypso Be Bop - Lord Flea
16- Song for Che - Charlie Haden and the Liberation Music Orchestra
17- The Ballad of Ho Chi Mihn - Ewan McColl with the London Critics Group
18- Congo War - Lord Brynner & The Sheiks (Jackie Mittoo and Dobbie Dobson)
19- Anarchy in the UK - Sex Pistols
20- The Preacher and the Slave - Cisco Houston
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