CHANGES at the Haunted House - Show # 66 - January 29 2016

Dear creatures from all dimensions,

Yet once more, O ye Asphodels, and once more

Ye Chrysanthemums, with cobwebs never-sear,

We come to pluck your ears harsh and crude,

And with forc'd ditties rude,

Shatter your hopes before the mellowing year.

Better music, and good occasion dear,

Compels us to disturb your season due:

For a Brand New Haunted House is here,

And back at 3:00, we swear it's true.

  

Yes, we're back for the new year with our 66th show! And like last year, we bring you an ALMOST NEW HOUSE that is EVER CHANGING.

We will talk of new beginnings, new years, changing patterns in the time-space continuum and the new rooms incorporated to the House, from the Hemogoblin Jacuzzi to the Spider Closet and that mysterious Green Door.  Yes, once more, we will talk about all things NEW and CHANGING.

It's a New Year, a new life and a new House! With amazing new stunts by Popoff and 20% more Ghostness guaranteed from your Host!

Some of the new improvements at the house:

The new Popoffmobile:

Our new Femmefatalizer:

Our new Cellphone the BatBerry, latest model, with all the usual apps:

Sometimes Your Host needs an amphibian, amphidimensional vehicle:

An experimental invention for changing everything (we still don't now how to operate this one):

Your Host gorged in too much Orgone Candy and now he barely fits in his undefined shape, so we bought one of these:

Yours,

Ghost of Changing Hosts