Dear Hiccuping Hicks of the Jury,
BEWARE THE RIVERS OF WHISKEY! 
(There We Wept!)
HANG OVER THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD!
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER, AND BRING YOUR PINK ELEPHANTS!
For today, as the sun goes down and the final exams approach for so many students,
\we get drunk and high in spirits to celebrate the approaching Holidays and to beware
the innocent teetotalers of the terrible fate that awaits the drinker!
\we get drunk and high in spirits to celebrate the approaching Holidays and to beware
the innocent teetotalers of the terrible fate that awaits the drinker!
In other words, today we toast and raise our glasses to drunks, winos, drunkards,
dipsomaniacs, sots, topers, bibbers, guzzlers, soakers, sponges, tosspots,
barflies, souses and thirsty souls everywhere,
dipsomaniacs, sots, topers, bibbers, guzzlers, soakers, sponges, tosspots,
barflies, souses and thirsty souls everywhere,
As we go on a binge, on a bender, and we raise awareness about the effects of John Barleycorn,
of any firewater, booze, rotgut or nectar, any broth, soup, hooch and white mule,
potion, sauce or moonshine,
of any firewater, booze, rotgut or nectar, any broth, soup, hooch and white mule,
potion, sauce or moonshine,
We will discuss drinking and drunkenness:
why do people love that little brown jug?
we talk potation and libation,
imbibing and inebriation, bacchanals and dipsomania,
why do people love that little brown jug?
we talk potation and libation,
imbibing and inebriation, bacchanals and dipsomania,
So come with us and get drunk as a skunk, as an owl;
get tipsy, intoxicated, cockeyed and inebriated,
shellacked, thoroughly soused and fried,
Come with us and take a dram, a draft or a sip, a nip or a sup, a pull, a swill, a gulp and a swig!
Popoff and Your Host, on Field Research for this Show:
All Parties at the Haunted House End Somewhat Like This:
Popoff gets carried away in his research and documenting for this show:
Your Host, on the other hand, always manages to keep his dignity somehow:
Yours,
Tracklist (more or less):
1- Gonna Get Tight – The Sunshine Boys
2- Botellitas - Salvador Escudero
3- Drunk Drunk Drunk – Kidds
4- Let's Get Drunk Again - Bo Carter
5- Sloppy Drunk Blues - Sonny Boy Williamson
6- Drunken Maria – The Monks
7- More Whisky – Laurel Aitken & Duke Reed
8- If the River Was Whiskey - Charlie Poole
9- Fiesta con el Whiskey del Folclor — Meridian Brothers
10- Esperma y Ron - Guarachacos
11- Dirty Hangover Blues – W. Lee O’Daniel and his Hillbilly Boys
12- Three Nights Drunk - The Skillet Lickers
13- Wine-o Boogie – Don Tosti’s Pachuco Boogie Boys
14- I Ain’t Drunk – Lonnie the Cat
15- El Cigarrito - Hermanas Huerta
16 - Llegó Borracho el Borracho - José Alfredo Jiménez
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