The Haunted House @ KUSF - Show # 62 - "Thanks but no Thanks" - Nov 20 2015 by Casaencantada on Mixcloud
Dear Turkey Trotters,
Beware the hormones and the fat!
Listen to the sizzling oil!
Abandon all hope ye who enter here, and put on your aprons!
Today at the Haunted House we celebrate Thanksgiving. We got to say, spirits and ghosts are not usually very thankful creatures, so this has been a difficult choice.
Once you see the inevitability of all actions and events in the cosmic gravy of eternity, it's not easy to properly "thank" anything that took part in that chain. It's not like it had any choice, is it?
But let's not digress. We have made our favorite delicatessens for you. Ghosts don't eat things that cast a shadow, so that limits the options.
Still, we have our classic Roasted Bat, out secret recipe and very famous Black Widow Sauce, our wonderful Mashed Mosquitoes and our special well-known Chrysanthemums on the Cob.
We have found out that apparently the Turkey theme was a kind of soft erotica for our elders, because what could be more arousing than a scantily clad lady about to strangle an innocent creature to death and then roast it? Nothing, that's what.
And thus we get these centerfolds from magazines like the Puritanical Playboy and newspapers like the Salem Witch Burner:
And we celebrate the birthday of THE THING! Not to miss!
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| Popoff, Are You Ready or Not? |
OUR SAUCES AND GRAVIES:
1-
Danke Schoen – Wayne Newton
2-
I’m Thankful – Fat Man Matthews
3-
Pilgrim of Sorrow – Sam Cooke and the Soul
Stirrers
4-
A Testimony – The Upsetter Pilgrims
5-
Thankful n’ Thoughtful – Sly and the Family
Stone
6-
Gibble Gobble – Willie Wright
7-
Carve that Possum – Uncle Dave Macon
8-
Mashed Potatoes – James Brown
9-
Mashed Potato Time – Ronettes
10-What’s That Tastes Like
Gravy – King David’s Jug Band
11-Hot Corn – Martin and
Robbins
12-Sweet Virginia – Rolling Stones
13-Sa Alouni Annais (The People Asked Me)- Fairuz
14-La Pollera Colorá –
Corraleros de Majagual
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