Wednesday, October 28, 2015

The Haunted House of Correction - Show # 59 - Oct 16 2015





Order! Order! ORDER!

That's better. Stand up and be counted, for today, in homage to the birthday of Oscar Wilde (October 16 1854), we are taking you to the Gaol.


 



We have all the works prepared for you: oakum picking, crank machines, chain gangs, treadmills, shot drills, tree cutting... Plus our very own forced labors: ghost dyeing, manacling goblins, sweeping the THING ROOM...

C'mon, Popoff, sing higher! Higher, dammit!


 



Friday, October 9, 2015

Speechless - The Haunted House Show #57, Oct 2 2015

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DOWNLOAD EPISODE HERE (LIMITED TIME ONLY!):
http://hauntedhousekusf.podomatic.com/entry/2015-10-09T08_58_28-07_00


Dear Chatterboxes,

LOOK AT ME - LOOK CLOSER - YOU ARE FEELING TIRED - IT'S FRIDAY - WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO?

It's perfectly clear: LISTEN TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE TODAY! AT 4:00 PM (PST, 1:00 am in Spain) in KUSF.ORG
Oh, and send us all your money. It should go without saying.

After all the yakking, blabbering and yodeling of last week, today's show is devoted to INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.
Music with NO VOICE, NO SPEECH, NO HUMAN WORDS.



Yes, my creatures. Now shut up and listen:

ALL INSTRUMENTALS - ALL KILLERS!
SAY WHAT?
I SAY ALL INSTRUMENTALS TODAY AT THE HAUNTED HOUSE!


BEHOLD a New Haunted House that is even older than before!
BEWARE the songs of the past and all that jazz!
PET all kinds of funky creatures growing in multiple dimensions!
GET all the good music you need for a week, condensed in just one hour!

20% more Ghostness and an amazing increase in Popoffity GUARANTEED!

REALIZE WE are now broadcasting EVERY FRIDAY FROM 4:00 to 5:00 PM (PST)! Catch our next shows live at kusf.org:  https://www.usfca.edu/kusf/how-to-listen

And as our House Owner reminds us, KUSF.org just got even better with our new mobile apps. Download the iPhone or Android app now.
Iphone App:
Android App:
Now, a word from our sponsor:



C'mon, Popoff, it's time to do the show:


But dear Ghost Host, where, oh where are you taking us? 
And by the way, did you brush your teeth today?
This is our tracklist:
1- Mosule Te-As Intrebat – Ion Petre Stoican

2- La Piojosa - Sonora Cienaguera

3- Killer Diller – Jackie Mittoo

4- Alipang - Don Drummond

5- Egyptian Reggae – Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers

6- Otherness Blue – Sun Ra

7- Istambul – Noro Morales

8- Madman’s Laughter – TseguĂ©-Maryam Guebrou

9- Metche Dershe – Mulatu Astatqe

10- Dinah – King Benny Nawahi’s Red Devils

11- Caperucita – S. Cortes y sus Hawaiianos

12- Train 45 – Stanley Brothers

13 Billy In the Low Ground – Barnett and Rhuterford

14- Jalousie – Orquestre Sacha Petroff

15- Sheba – Johnny and the Hurricanes


AND Today's show will be broadcasted from an ORIGINAL, VINTAGE, NEAR MINT Yasutaro Mitsui's STEEL HUMANOID. Say Hi, Humanoid: 

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Hearing Voices - The Haunted House Show #56, Sept 25 2015



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Download the show (for a limited time!) here:
http://hauntedhousekusf.podomatic.com/entry/2015-10-04T19_35_21-07_00




Hi-de-Ho!

 



     Today at the Haunted House, we're HEARING VOICES! These are not the usual voices of the past, these are THE voices of the past... The ones we wish we had had... The voices we want to speak with, the throats we'd like to yodel through.

     For today we will yodel, we will cackle, we will howl and hum, we will scream and scat, we will holler, we will chant and croon, roar and trill and chirp and shout, we will whistle and groan and perhaps even intone!
 

So take out your Yodel-o-meters, your Castafiore Scales, your Throat Extenders or your Baritone Tuners, and...

BEHOLD a New Haunted House that is even older than before!
BEWARE the songs of the past and all that jazz!
PET all kinds of funky creatures growing in multiple dimensions!
GET all the good music you need for a week, condensed in just one hour!

20% more Ghostness and an amazing increase in Popoffity GUARANTEED!

REALIZE WE HAVE CHANGED SCHEDULES: 3.00 PM meant waking up a little too early. so now we are broadcasting EVERY FRIDAY FROM 4:00 to 5:00 PM (PST)!
Listen to our LIVE show every FRIDAY from 4:00 to 5:00 PM (PST) here:

And as our House Owner reminds us, KUSF.org just got even better with our new mobile apps. Download the iPhone or Android app now.
Iphone App:
Android App:


Our tracklist for this show may include some of these songs in an order which will only be revealed to you once you listen to the show:

Were You There? — Cooke
Funky Kingston — Toots and the Maytals
Blow Wind Blow — Tom Waits
Ike and Tina — All I Can Do  Is Cry
I’ve Been Loving You Too Long — Otis Redding
The Thrill Is Gone — Chet Baker
Tell Me More and More and then Some — Nina Simone
Mi Oracion – Zafiros
Joao e Jose — Martinho Da Vila
Evil — Howlin’ Wolf
Gopher — Yma Sumac
Los Presidiarios — El Lebrijano
Keyhole Hula — Joe Keawe
Parde Men Rahne Do — Asha Bhosle
Jamuna Ke Tira — Khansahib Abdul Karim Khan
Agua Que Va a Caer — Patato y Totico
Blue Yodel # 8 — Jimmie Rodgers